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The smartest dog in the world :) [Dec. 20th, 2004|11:53 am]
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A man walks into a bar and notices a poker game at the far table. Upon taking a closer look he sees a dog sitting at the table. This peaks his curiosity and he walks closer and sees cards and chips in front of the dog. Then the next hand is dealt and cards are dealt to the dog. Then the dog acts in turn with all the other players, calling, raising, discarding, everything the other human players were doing. However none of the other players seemed to pay any mind to the fact that they were playing with a dog, they just treated him like any other player. Finally the man could not longer hold his tongue so between hands he quietly said to one of the players, "I can't believe that dog is playing poker, he must be the smartest dog in the world!" the player smiled and said, "he isn't that smart, every time he gets a good hand he wags his tail."

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Bookmakers offer royal odds [Dec. 16th, 2004|01:02 pm]
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William Hill has recently offered odds on the troublesome Prince of England to marry Chelsea or play for her namesakes football club.
Bookmakers William Hill make love struck Prince Harry a 50/1 shot to marry his South African girl friend Chelsy Davy in 2005.
Bizzarrely, Hill also quote 1000/1 that Harry will play for Chelsea F.C. and in case he gets confused 1000/1 that he will marry Chelsea Clinton.
'Prince Harry is quoted as a 50/1 long-shot to marry Chelsy in 2005, where as Prince Charles is priced at 20/1 to marry Camilla in 2005. A joint wedding is a massive 100/1!' said Hills' spokesman Rupert Adams.

"Yummy" Chelsy Davy :)

read also Prince Harry has "sex on the beach"
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Pam Anderson [Dec. 15th, 2004|04:06 pm]
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huh, so this is where I start...

Pamela is welcome opponent, say poker players

GamblingGates.com informs that adorable actress-model Pamela Anderson was selected by majority of online poker players as the celebrity they would most like to play against. E-gambling operator EmpirePoker.com, which conducted the survey, reported that 42 percent of its website's respondents favoured Pamela as their opponent.

“Our players clearly think Pamela Anderson isn't too bright or maybe they just want to ogle her," Ron Burke, the company’s marketing manager, said to Miami.com.

With a large margin Pamela left Dennis Rodman behind since the former basketball player collected just 24 percent. Top tree star actor James Woods got 13 percent, Dave Navarro was picked by 10 percent, and skateboarder Tony Hawk and Matt Damon each drew 3 percent. Donald Trump was selected by 2 percent and 1 percent said Ben Affleck. Hank Azaria, Michael Ian Black, Ron Artest, Clay Aiken and Teri Hatcher also picked up votes.

"Many of our respondents also said they felt they could read Dennis Rodman's expressions and didn't think he would be very competitive. Only 1 percent of our players said they would want to play against Ben Affleck. Apparently, his poker skills precede him," said Burke in a statement this week.

However, when asked which celebrity poker player would be most likely to cheat at poker, 37 percent of those surveyed chose Affleck.

"Our players clearly see Ben Affleck and James Woods as no-nonsense, hardcore poker players and it's quite interesting that they would seem to be the most likely to cheat," said Burke.

“Our players clearly think Pamela Anderson isn't too bright or maybe they just want to ogle her,"...
I think both count ;)
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